Cindi's Christmas Presents

Christmas is less than two weeks away, and I haven't bought Cindi a present. Each time I ask what she wants, the answer's the same. "I have everything I want or need.""Gurnee," the conductor calls out. "Next stop, Gurneeee."I drop my newspaper on the seat, grab my coat and briefcase from the overhead rack and step off the train. Cindi's black Daytona is sitting in the parking lot covered by a thin layer of snow. I yank my blue knit watch-cap down over my ears, hurry to the Daytona, and pull open the door.I'm greeted by a blast of hot air and the words, "Hi, Darling."I yank the door closed before I lean over and kiss my girlfriend."Guess what?" Cindi said as she shifts the car into gear and pulls out of the parking lot."You found what you want for Christmas?"She bats me lightly on the arm. "Oh, poo, you're almanbahis şikayet no fun.""Maybe not, but I'm good in bed.""That's why I keep you around.""So, what did you find?""For being a smart-ass, I'm not going to tell you.""Then I'm going to have a hard time buying it for you."Cindi increases the wiper's speed. "Good point. How about I give you a hint.""Fair enough.""Ready," she said."As I can be.""They're dark brown.""A pair of squirrels.""No, silly, It's a pair of boots. I saw them at the mall this afternoon.""That wasn't much of a hint.""Maybe not, but that's what I want. The store had one pair left in my size, so I asked the salesman to hold them for me. He said he would if I came back before they closed. You don't mind, do you?"I didn't see I had a choice, so I said, "I don't mind. Do almanbahis canlı casino you want to go before or after dinner?""After, I want to change."I do the dishes while Cindi changes. When she comes back to the kitchen, she's wearing a short, green pleated skirt, a red, ugly sweater, black boots, and a Santa Claus hat topped by a white pom-pom. The head of a pussy cat, with a red twinkling nose and reindeer antlers, stares at me from the front of the sweater. The words 'Have an Ugly Xmas' circle the cat.She twirls around. "Well, what do you think?""Very sexy, but why the panties? That's not like you.""I know, but it's cold outside, and I don't want the pussy to catch a cold.""Good thinking," I said as I grab the coat I left lying on the chair.The windshield wipers are going full blast by the almanbahis casino time we arrive at the mall. I pull up to the main entrance, drop Cindi off, and look for a parking space. Fifteen minutes later, I shake the snow off my coat, push open the revolving doors and look for Cindi. She's watching a line of children waiting to tell Santa what they want for Christmas."Thinking about talking to Santa?" I said as I walked up and stood next to her."Do you think he'd bring me a new vibrator?""I don't know. Do you want to wait and find out?""What time is it?""9:10.""I'd better pass. The boot store closes in 50 minutes. Come on."We ride the escalator to the second floor, get off and turn left."It's right down here," Cindi said as she leads me past a Yogurt Shop and a men's clothing store. She stops when we reach a high-end store specializing in women's boots. The glass show windows feature boots of every color and description."That's them." Cindi points to a pair of calf-high brown leather boots adorned with straps and silver buckles. "What do you think?"